Whenever, I hear the word Senator the picture that comes to my mind is a person whom I can't talk to because they seem to be using word that is beyond the range of my vocabulary. I always think that a senator can only talk to doctors and lawyers because I felt that they would all have a common ground - word that a grass root like me could never comprehend.
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However, Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago is totally different. I love the way Senator Miriam's terrific communication skills. I think she is awesome when delivering her message across to the Filipinos. She definitely use pick-up lines to entertain people while making her point. I have collated her very famous pick-up lines.
Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago has her Valentines Day Pick-up Lines.
- Here's the different type of Valentines Day according to Senator Santiago: "Para sa mga malungkot na single, ang tawag dito (Valentine's Day) ay Singles' Awareness Day. Para sa mga masasayang single, ang tawag dito ay Singles' Independence Day. Pero sa mga walang pakialam, ang tawag dito ay Thursday."
- "Ang taong nagmamahal ng tunay ay parang matalinong estudyante na kumukuha ng exam—hindi siya tumitingin sa iba kahit nahihirapan na."
- "An earthworm has five hearts and an octopus has two hearts. Ngayon, kapag may kilala kang nagmamahal ng dalawa o higit pang tao, tanungin mo kung anong klaseng hayop siya."
- "Kapag ikaw ay magmahal pero sasaktan mo rin naman, dapat maghamon ka na lang ng suntukan."
- "Malapit na ang Valentine's Day. Buti pa ang kalendaryo, may date. Kayo ba mayroon?"
- Don't have a date? Worry no more, Santiago's advice is: "Para sa mga single, umuwi ng maaga mula sa school o trabaho para isipin nilang may date ka."
- Girl: Saan tayo magde-date sa Valentine’s? Boy: Sa sementeryo! Girl: Bakit doon? Boy: Para mapatunayan kong patay na patay ako sa’yo.
- Pedicab ka ba? Pedicabang i-date sa Valentine’s Day?
- Malapit na ang Valentine’s Day ah. Pero bakit ikaw mukha ka pa ring Halloween?
Here's for over confident people:
- Hindi ko sinasabing maganda ako, ang sinasabi ko lang pangit ka!
- When someone told me “ang ganda mo” ... I answered “sana ikaw rin”
- In a swimming pool:
Classmate 2 – Bakit dahil payat ako?
Classmate 1 – Hindi, dahil plastic ka.
- Bulaklak ka ba? Paa mo kasi maugat.
Here are pick-up lines about LOVE:
- Masasabi mo bang bobo ako, kung ikaw lang naman ang laman ng utak ko.
- Sana magkasama tayo sa pila para pag may sumigaw ng “next” at hindi mo narinig tatanungin mo na agad ako kung “Tayo na ba?”
- Ako na ang magbabayad ng tuition fee mo, pag aralan mo lang na mahalin ako.
- Pangalan mo palang kinikilig na ako, paano pa kaya kung magka apelyido na tayo?
- Ang pag ibig ay parang ketchup, matamis pero maraming nakikisawsaw.
- Ang love, parang bayad sa jeep. Minsan, hindi nasusuklian.
- Ang sabi nila, ‘An apple a day keeps the doctor away.’ Kung guwapo o maganda ang doctor, ayoko na ng apple.
- Gusto kitang kasuhan ng trespassing. Kasi basta-basta ka lang pumapasok sa puso ko.
- Malabo na talaga ang mata ko. Pwede ba akong humingi sa iyo ng kahit konting pagtingin?
Here's a pick-up line for credit grabbers.
- Straw ka ba? Kasi sipsip ka na, plastic ka pa.
- Me: Balita ko, meron ka raw kulasisi na 18 years old. Politican: Lumang balita na yan. 28 years old na siya ngayon.
- Kapag mamamatay na ako, huwag na huwag kang pupunta sa libingan ko kasi baka tumibok ulit ang puso ko.
I can't imagine the Philippine Senate without her. I think she is one amongst the most qualified in the post. Sometime's I love tuning in to news awaiting for Senator Miriam Defensor Santiago's pick up lines.
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Astig talaga mga Senator Miriam Santiago's Pick Up Lines.
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